Profanity Pen Set

Profanity Pen Set

£7.95
Sale price  £7.95 Regular price 
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Profanity Pen Set

Profanity Pen Set

£7.95
Sale price  £7.95 Regular price 

Make every day of the week slightly less painful.

If your week starts with Mother F*ing Monday** and somehow ends with Suck A Dk Sunday**, these pens were made for you.

Each aluminium ballpoint pen is laser engraved with a different brutally honest day of the week because sometimes your stationery understands you better than your colleagues.

Perfect for:

  • Office workers
  • Teachers (off duty 🤣)
  • Friends with questionable humour
  • Secret Santa gifts
  • Birthday presents
  • Anyone surviving purely on caffeine and sarcasm

Set Includes

  • Mother F***ing Monday
  • Throat Punch Tuesday
  • Wank Wednesday
  • Thunderc**t Thursday
  • F**k Off It's Friday
  • Sh*t Show Saturday
  • Suck A D**k Sunday

Product Details

  • Premium engraved aluminium pens
  • Black ink
  • Click mechanism
  • Permanent laser engraving (won't peel or fade)
  • Refillable
  • Handmade and engraved by Savage Expressions in Yorkshire

Please note: Contains strong language. Intended for adults with a sense of humour.

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